A husband was unhappy with his wife’s recent figure after giving birth to their firstborn child.
Just weeks after returning home from the hospital, the husband was walking behind his wife and remarked, “Your bottom is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine.”
The wife kept quiet and refused to dignify his comment with a response at the time.
When bedtime came around, the husband was feeling frisky and decided to proposition his wife for a night of lovemaking.
To his request, she responded, “I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You’d better do it by hand.”