Most of the time, people talking in movie theaters is annoying. But sometimes it’s comedy gold. Here, cinema goers share the funniest thing they’ve ever heard someone say in the middle of a movie theater.
1. Perfect logic.
I saw Snakes On A Plane in theaters. There’s a scene where Samuel L. Jackson is trying to get into the cockpit but can’t because the keypad isn’t working, and the dude in front of me yelled out, “OH SNAP THE SNAKES CHANGED THE COMBINATION!”
There were only about 20 people in the theater and we had a good laugh.
2. He came from your imagination.
The scene in Lord of the Rings where Gollum starts talking to himself and the ‘camera’ jumps angles as he talks between split personalities.
Girls behind me asks her friend, “So there are two Gollums now? Where did the other come from!?”
3. In fairness, there could be a zombie version.
I went to see Lars Von Triers Melancholia in theaters with a friend. In the final scene, an asteroid hits the Earth and the world literally comes to an end.
After the very dramatic, shocking, and emotional ending, the credits start rolling in absolute silence. Everyone is quiet until my friend leans over and whispers loudly, So, do you think theres gonna be a sequel?!
The whole theater lost it.
4. Calling a spade a spade.
During “There Will Be Blood” at the part where Daniel Plainview beats Eli to death with the bowling pin, someone in the audience yelled, “Oh there’s the blood!”
5. Do you want to build a snowman?
A little boy was really excited, then really disappointed during Olaf’s song in Frozen.
“Winter’s a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I’ll be a-“
6. Some people never learn.
We had just finished watching an anti-piracy advert at the start, with a final black and white warning on the screen, when a voice from the back shouts, You’ll have to edit that bit out, Barry!
7. Charizard, I choose you!
My friends and I went to see Iron Man and the two guys behind us would keep calling out moves like he was a Pokmon.
“Hand shot, Unibeam, UNIBEAM!”
8. Exactly how I felt.
End of Inception, where the totem is spinning and is about to stop but cuts to credits….. “Awww, SCREW OFF!!”
9. I’m lovin’ it.
The first ad prior to a movie I ever saw in theaters was back in the 90’s. It opened like it was a preview for a movie. Two teens getting ready for a dance, and picking out their dress/tux, etc.
On the way home from the dance, they pull into a McDonald’s. They each order a burger, look at each other, and say “hold the onions”.
Then the McDonald’s logo is all you see.
Some guy in the back yelled “What the hell was that?” and the whole theater broke into laughter.
10. Someone didn’t read the books.
In the scene where Dumbledore fell from the Tower in the sixth Harry Potter and everything was silent and sombre, a friend of mine said in a loud voice in a quiet theatre…
“Is he going to be okay?”
11. A timeless classic.
At every single Pirates of the Caribbean release, one guy would yell,
“What’s this movie rated?!”
All of his buddies would yell, “RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr!!”
12. I hope Peter received the message.
At the end of the second hobbit, when Smaug was flying away and it cut the silence and credits. Some guy in the crowd, “Ohhhh, screw you Peter Jackson.
13. Her life’s work finally paid off.
Jurassic Park, when they reveal that they used frog DNA to complete the gaps, some lady behind me said, “Aaaah, yesss” like she was trying to solve that problem earlier.
I was watching the last Harry Potter movie, and in the scene where Harry and Dumbledore are in the empty train station and see Voldemort shriveled under the bench, someone yelled, “SMAGOL!”
15. Valid question.
Went to see a horror movie. It was pretty bad. I don’t remember what it was called. But it was about some little girl being abused and her social worker adopts her but surprise, she’s possessed which is why her parents were trying to kill her. So she tries to kill her.
It’s a quiet, intense scene and the social worker is about to stuff the girl in an oven or something and this person loudly says, “Whatever happened to a good old fashioned exorcism?”
16. Just adding some dramatic effect.
It was a sing-a-long version of the Sound of Music. Someone saved their popper, that they were supposed to set off during the wedding scene, until Rolfe had Captain Von Trap at gunpoint. The reaction of the rest of the theater was gasps and shock.
17. Someone knows their history.
In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes there was a scene where main chimpanzee (Cesar) wins a fight against the evil chimpanzee and the other chimpanzees bow to Cesar. Someone in the audience yelled, “HAIL CESAR!”
18. “It was the best part of the movie.”
Saw Star Wars Episode II in an NYC theater. As the opening text is scrolling up the screen, some jerk decides he’s going to use a laser pointer on the screen.
An intimidating dude in the front row stands up and points directly at the area the laser was probably coming from and yells “YOU! You best turn that off or I’m going to FEED you that laser. You wanna be poopin’ lightsaber?”
Laser clicks off.
“That ‘s what I thought, Sith jerk!”
The audience roars with laughter and applause. It was the best part of the movie.
19. Looking out for the bad guys.
My brother took me to see Home Alone when I was about 3. When Marv is about to step on the nail coming up the stairs, I stand up in my seat and scream, Nooooo!!
20. Team Charlie.
Went to a midnight premiere for one of the Twilight movies, and the first time Edward and Jacob appeared on the screen all the teenage girls would scream and clap.
When Charlie (Bella’s dad) appeared on screen the first time time, this guy in the back got up and screamed “YEAHHH CHARLIE!!!” and starts whistling and clapping. The entire theater was laughing.
21. Solid reference.
I saw Return of the King on opening night. When the Orc Leader Gothmog first appears, someone yelled out, Heeeey yoooou guuuys!!
22. He felt his pain.
During Inbetweeners 2, when Simon receives a video of his girlfriend breaking his PS3/4, a guy in the audience audibly breathed in and whispered “No…..”.
23. That was very thoughtful of him if you think about it.
Was watching Captain America Winter Soldier and the audio to the movie suddenly cut off during the scene when falcon flies around shooting stuff.
This guys starts making whooshing and gunshot sound effects. Whole theatre started laughing.
24. He sure taught them a lesson.
In Despicable Me 2, Lucy, the adult female character says, “That polo’s loco”, talking about the chicken. Some kid that looked around seven years old in the audience yelled, “It’s pollo! (pronouncing it poyo).”
The entire theatre laughed, and every time I see the movie that’s all I hear when that line comes up.
25. Speaking on behalf of the people.
Went to the cinema a few days ago to see the last Hobbit film. Movie starts and my 3D glasses aren’t working, I look around and see other people standing up because theirs aren’t working either. Me and my brother leave the theatre to go and complain at reception. Manager goes to fix the problem and restarts the movie.
Lady walks in and shouts, “Sorry for the wait guys, we’re restarting the film and we hope you enjoy it.”
Some little kid who must have been at most 6 years old, shouts into the darkness, “That’s alright, but we still want a refund!”
26. We were all thinking it, anyway.
During a trailer for “Skyfall”, when M. is shouting at Money Penny to “take the shot, the music cut as James Bond fell into the river.
All you can hear in the theater is one man, calling out a meek “No!”
The whole theatre laughed for half the trailer.
27. He just really had to go.
About two hours into The Fellowship of the Ring, a kid around ten years old yelled: “BUT DAD I’m GONNA PISS MY PANTS!!! Everyone laughed their butts off.
28. In her defense, it probably would’ve worked.
There’s a scene in The Woman In Black where she screams in Daniel Radcliffe’s face, and some guy yelled, “Use your wand, Harry!”
29. Nicely done…
A couple of my friends and I went to see planet of the apes while I was wasted. I slept through the whole movie snoring super loud and everyone knew. I woke up for 10 seconds at a scene when a monkey was drinking a beer and I bursted out laughing yelling “oh my god the monkey’s drinking a beer”. Throughout the rest of the movie I’d choke on my saliva at every quiet suspenseful part of the movie.
30. That cloud is a carrier.
When that poisonous cloud thing hit Katniss in the second Hunger Games, the chick sitting behind me said “Oh man! That chick got herpes!”
There was a 5 or 6 year old boy in the theater when I saw Revenge of the Sith, and when Anakin had Dooku on his knees, it was dead quiet in there. Then he decapitated him, and the little boy went “yaaaay Anakin!” And we all cracked up. I still think that every time I watch that scene. Yay Anakin.
32. Marky Mark does it again.
The movie “The Italian Job” with Marky Mark. There’s this scene where the main girl has to open a safe just by touch amd the bad guys and the cops are coming. She’s on the last spin and everything turns tense and silent and some dude makes a super loud fart sound by blowing in his hands. The whole theater busted out laughing like we were all little kids
33. He’s right, what does that mean?
At the end of Spider-Man 2, when Mary Jane leaves her wedding and comes back to Peter, she says, “Here I am in your doorway…I’ve always been in your doorway.”
Someone immediately shouts, “What does that even mean?!?”