Attractive teachers unfortunately have the burden of having to deal with students who develop crushes on them, and sometimes they say questionable things.
Below are 32 stories of the most uncomfortable things students have said to an attractive teacher.
1. Flaunt it, yo.
There was a really hot teacher and all the guys used to check her out constantly.
At the end of high school, all the teachers put on a play jokingly ripping into the students and when she came on, all the guys start wolf-whistling like crazy – one dude even shouted “Get your chest out”. How did she respond?
She blew a kiss into the crowd.
So yeah, she knew. And she embraced it well.
2. That’s not so bad.
I’m a first grade teacher so I just get a lot of dandelions. Unless it’s the parents, then sometimes I get creepy comments from the dads.
3. That’s adorable!
My older brother used to propose to one of the cute English teachers at our high school every single day. Five years later when I got to her class, she remembered him very fondly. Turns out she had been going through a terrible divorce that year and his daily proposals made her laugh.
4. Bro code.
Student teaching at a junior high. 23 year old male, and I guess I’m attractive? The girls are flirty with me. A few have asked for my number, which I would not give out, obviously. Some show cleavage when I am trying to help them with an assignment, or do that little thing girls do where they hit a guy’s shoulder and giggle. Main thing is I just have to watch how I interact with them. They will take any act of kindness as an, “OMG I THINK HE LIKES ME” moment, so I just have to be careful, and remember that I am their teacher, not their friend. Some of the boys will kind of defend me and call girls out on it, I guess bro code has no generation gap.
5. Teacher from afar.
I teach in Indonesia. I have had many students ask me out after class, show cleavage during class. I don’t think it’s because I am overly attractive, but because I am white.
The strangest thing I ever overheard about myself was while I was teaching at an all boys private high school. One of them whispered to another, “she’s so chill, she never gets grouchy, you can never tell when she’s at her time of the month.”
7. Never gets old…
I’ve taught in New Zealand and now I’m teaching in the States. It’s very obvious when a kid has a crush on me or is just checking me out. I’m constantly getting chest-stares and seeing smirks between boys/overhearing comments. The things I’ve just overheard? “Darn, she’s a sexy lady”, “Yeah, that’s right, walk away, I love that view”, and things like that.
The most inappropriate? That would be when a 16 year old yelled out “I like your chest!” as I walked by his classroom.
8. Best kid 2017.
I used to babysit a little boy that would get dressed up for me whenever I came over. He was really smooth about it though. If he knew he was going to be babysat, his mom said he would dress nice for the whole day to not arouse suspicion. He would only play his video games and do really non-active things so he didn’t get his clothes messed up. His tell was that he combed his hair, which he never did without being told. He was the little brother of my best friend at the time, so I knew what he was really like, but it’s like when I babysat him it was date night or something. We would play board games and when I had him put his pjs on, they would be the really nice 2-piece button up ones. He never tried anything, thankfully, but I thought it was so damn cute.
9. Best date ever!
Not a teacher, but I have a friend who’s one. When I was out of work for a while, I went to help her out in her grade 1 classroom. I play the guitar and helped her out with the music segments of her class. One day a little 6 year old came up to me and said, “Do you have my phone number?”
I said, “Uh, no, I don’t have it.”
She said, “Oh. I have a trampoline you know.”
I said, “That’s awesome!”
She said, “You could come and jump on it sometime if you wanted to.”
Innuendo aside, it turned out I actually knew her mom from a few years back. I went over, we jumped on the trampoline, then went to Dairy Queen for ice cream.
10. No subtlety.
I’m pretty dense, so I don’t always notice when people are checking me out.
However, my students have to fill out evaluations at the end of the semester, and those usually give me an insight into their thoughts.
Question: What did you like best about the TA?
Answer: I liked that she was hot.
As a student teacher I walked into our local high school to observe a class. One of the “regular” high school students told me I should come and observe him instead, if ya know what I mean.
I also had a sixth grade boy in the class where I did my long student teaching experience who was “in love” with me. He’d sit in the front row, propping up his head on his hand, staring at me with his mouth hanging open. All the kids teased him about it but he didn’t care. It was cute.
12. Good kid, bad kid.
A year 10 boy got suspended for taking and sending Snapchat photos of my ass whenever I was helping a student in front of him.
It was another boy who showed me and said he wasn’t happy with me being disrespected which was nice!
13. Nonchalantly? Wow.
Not attractive, nor was I technically a real teacher. I was externally sourced education support at a school with ‘high risk boys’. I had a kid nonchalantly say ‘ Great chest miss. They look jiggly today’
14. This is a roller-coaster of a story.
A female student of mine was not very subtle. I always knew about the crush as she would drop hints and joke about when she is 18. Well, she turned 18 and when she graduated she bluntly asked me if I can make her mentor crush come true. She was a stripper and so asked me to come by for a thank you lap dance.
15. The internet, everybody.
Freshman girls in uni aren’t very good at hiding it. They would pretty much gush the whole class. It was super uncomfortable… Mostly because they didn’t hide it very well and the whole class knew, so I had to pretend like I didn’t overhear them talking about me in our tiny classroom.
This was also when Yik Yak became stupidly popular, so I would browse it to see if anyone was talking badly about me. Instead they mentioned how attractive I was and were stupid enough to tell me who they were when I pretended to be someone I’m not. Lying on the internet is easy. Who knew?
16. It was RIGHT THERE!
I had a hot English 101 teacher. She was obsessed with Van Halen. One day she was going to give out extra credit if someone could guess her favorite song of theirs. I didn’t think of ‘Hot for teacher’ until after class. No one did. I think about it all the time.
17. Improving all the grades.
French teacher here. Teenagers are just constantly inappropriate and need very little encouragement- I got asked to prom, had boys tell other teachers that they thought I was hot, had a parent accusingly tell me that she now understood why her son loved French, which I took to mean that my innovative skill set had inspired him… I didn’t mind though, it meant that I had a class with 12 previously disengaged 16 year old boys come back for extra homework and revision classes every lunch time and after school and every one of those bags of hormones passed.
18. It’s a bit much.
Young male middle school teacher here. I know quite a few of them who have a crush on me. There’s a new fad where they tell each other’s secrets and say “oooh exposed!” Since when did snitching become popular??
Anyway I always get told who has a crush on me. And quite often some of the girls will drop by to leave their athletic bags, or instruments, etc, in the classroom and they bring their friends in with them. When they leave I always hear comments like, I wish I had HIM as my teacher. My top 3 worst incidents:
-I had a girl come in at lunch. She told me “Mr. I like you”. knowing full well what she meant, I tried to play it off and said as nonchalant as I could, “I like you too, you’re a great student!” She was like “no, I mean I realllly like you”. I couldn’t believe the tenacity.
-Another student asked me to take a picture with her towards the end of the school year. I obliged and on the last day she printed it out and gave it to me with her instagram on the back and a message about how cute I was.
– A girl found my Facebook and saved my profile picture as the background to her phone. I deleted my Facebook promptly afterward.
I was not attractive, but freshmen girls still crushed on me when I taught at uni as a grad student.
I would have thought they were just flirting for grades, but they were always the nerdy-hot type that already earned good grades.
One called me Dr, told her I didn’t have a PhD. Called me Prof, I told her I was just an instructor. She asked if she could call me professor anyhow… then she asked if I’d like to get a drink.
Told her to ask again when the class was over if she was serious.
She called me Professor.
It was a really great score for a guy who looks like a catchers mitt.
20. KFC, eh?
Studied abroad in China (I’m a white male), was teaching English to Chinese middle schoolers. None of them knew I spoke any Chinese. Most of the girls in my class constantly, and inexplicably talked about taking me to KFC every class, throughout several weeks of class. I guess KFC was a popular destination for Chinese kids. So, on the last day after class I let them all take me to KFC (like 14 middle school girls and I). They even bought me a collectible mug that I still have 18 years later that has a cartoon Col. Sanders and says (in Chinese) “I make the best Chicken.” It was actually a fun time and I still think of it fondly every (rare) time I eat at KFC.
21. Kids these days…
I teach 7 grade so…I had a boy come back from the book fair with a freshly purchased set of bouncy balls. He proudly held them out and asked if I wanted to touch his balls. Another time I had a 7th grade boy get down on one knee and ask me to the Valentine’s dance while handing me a note. He had taped a nestle crunch bar to the note.
22. Anime is a red flag!
Kids or young adults thinking that an older authority figure is attractive is fairly normal and common but it can get creepy if it gets too close.
I had a young teenaged boy get a little too informal/familiar with me when e-mailing me over time, as students can do if they need to. He ended up sending me a picture of an anime character, who had the same hair colour as me, wearing a small bikini. He commented that he liked the show series she was from because he thought I looked a lot like her.
Brakes gotta be slammed right there.
23. That’s a strange gift.
I used to teach high school math in New York and a good college friend of mine taught taught high school chemistry in Florida for a couple of years. He’s a pretty good lookin dude. We used to swap stories but he has one much better than all of mine.
One Valentines day after school was over he returned to his science classroom to find a card on his desk. On the inside was written “I want to periodically bang you on this table”. Also there was a small bag of something strange inside the card…
24. Poke! Poke! Poke!
After school teacher, not attractive just average. Had a kindergarten boy come up to me and go “You’re so cute! Pokepokepokepokepoke” as he rapidly poked my stomach fat.
25. Persistent blighters.
Wife is an attractive teacher. She can definitely tell which students have a crush on her… high schoolers are not subtle. She was asked to be a +1 to somebody’s wedding once, then the student reminded her the law was after 90 days post-graduation they could date.
Also when the guys find out she’s married they ask only the polite questions and give noncommittal “That’s nice…” responses to the answers.
26. This is not an assignment.
Not crush related, but when I was a senior in college, taking a 400 level political science course…
Our nerdy hot professor uploaded an ENORMOUS amount of nudes to our class’s online portal. That was an interesting hour and forty five minutes the next time we had class.
27. Kinda smooth, I guess.
Not really attractive at all and didn’t notice a thing till I asked (in a college lab) “Are there any questions?” and this one guy (older student, about my age) raised his hand and said in front of the whole class “Yeah, will you go out with me?” So that was kind of a clue.
28. Keep your distance!
I was a Building Sub for a high school last year.
There’s one girl in particular that springs to mind. She would find out where I was subbing for the day and drop by a couple of times.
One day after passing her in the hallway and saying good morning, I very loudly heard “My GOODNESS he’s so fine”. Ignored it and kept on my way.
Another time, she came to talk to me in between classes and I told her to get going before she was late. She walked to the door, stopped and said “By the way, mister, you have a nice butt.” and walked away. Definitely made sure to keep my distance after that.
29. That’s alarming.
I have substituted and tutored kids at the high school where my mom teaches. There was a girl that started referring to her as her mother in law. That got pretty weird.
Overhead a girl tell another girl she wanted to cut my manhood off and wear it as a necklace.
31. Return the favor!
One of my friends who is a bit awkward would always say “I love you” to an attractive teacher typically once or twice a week. At first she would reacted to it by saying things like “what, why? stop it.” then her reactions became a bit less noticeable and during the last week of school she said it back and his face lit up like you wouldn’t believe.
32. Could’ve been worse?
Not me but my friend got so embarrassed, basically our English teacher is an absolute babe and she was walking towards us on the way to class and I say to my friend really loudly “Hey what do you think of [teacher]?” and he goes “Oh my god she’s an absolute babe, she’s practically perfect, I would love to be her fianc” and I pissed myself laughing and when he turned around he sees her and goes blood red, man I’m near certain he made the cross with his hands, Ms Y just winked at him and said “Morning boys”.