Asking stoners for sightings of Bigfoot is one of the funniest ideas ever. Smoke enough weed in the woods and you’ll see all sorts.
Every so often, a Bigfoot sighting will crop up in the forests of the US. Sometimes they come with a picture or footage that looks like it’s been shot on a potato, but often it’s just verbal reports. I’m inclined to believe that there is, in fact, something out there.
Often, the story goes that someone is out in the woods, fishing, hunting, or hiking. Something will catch their eye, and a sighting of an enormous, hairy, hunched, primate-like animal will be seen shuffling off. Bigfoot seems like a timid type, but just a little curious. They’ve never attacked anyone and are rarely seen.
Bigfoot Sighting Prompts Weed Bounty
In Monroe, Michigan, a typical Bigfoot sighting was reported by Edward while fishing with his son. They heard a rustling in a nearby tree followed by a thud. The two looked over to see a big, heavy animal hit the ground.
The animal crouched and moved towards them in a hunched fashion. Speaking to the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization, they said, “The creature appeared to be a large primate about six feet tall with dark fur. They said that it appeared to run on two legs in a hunched position.”
Their dog was having none of it, and it ran toward the Bigfoot. This put the fear into it, and it lumbered off into the woods.
The whole thing happened so fast that neither thought to take a picture or a video. All they have are their memories. But locals loved the story, and it quickly went viral. The news has spread far and wide. Bigfoot enthusiasts and locals are chatting about the sighting of America’s most famous hairy man.
Since then, in a bid to get better information on Bigfoot, a local weed dispensary has offered a prize for anyone who can snap a photo of the legendary mountain man. “Bring photo proof of Bigfoot for a free pre-roll” is posted outside the dispensary, encouraging their patrons to smoke up and hike.