Everyone is entitled to their hobbies, but stealing women’s underwear dressed in nothing but a cape and Y-fronts is a bit extreme.
Police are searching for a man who was caught on CCTV breaking and entering in Scioto County, Ohio. A Dollar General employee called the police, reporting that they had been subject to a robbery, but a rather unusual one.
Reviewing the footage, the man was seen with a sheet as a cape and wearing nothing but his underwear. Smashing his way through the front window, the cape-wearing thief beelined for the women’s underwear.
Here, he grabs a bunch of packs and steals off into the night, knickers in hand. The utterly bizarre crime has left both police and employees baffled. What on earth was he thinking, and why women’s underwear?
Caped Panty Thief Leaves Trail
Wearing only a cape and underwear to break into a store isn’t the wisest move in anyone’s book. The broken glass left all over the floor lacerated the person’s feet and left a trail of blood. The cape did little to protect them from the hazards of a smashed window.
Police were able to follow the blood stains out of the store. Here, they found that the cape-wearing lunatic had dropped the packs of women’s panties. This gave the police something to go on, at least, with samples being sent off for testing
However, currently, the cape-wearing panty snatcher is still on the loose. The people of Scioto live in fear, just wondering when this terrorist will strike again. The police are asking for anyone with any information pertaining to someone with a penchant for strange outfits and women’s intimates to step forward.
The incident happened early on Sunday morning of June 1st. Dollar General managed to recover its lost stock, but they’re left wondering what on earth happened. Of all places to steal underwear from, why the cheapest store on the high street?
Surely, someone must have seen a bleeding, naked, caped person running through the streets. It’s not something you forget quickly. However, I’ve never been to Ohio. Perhaps that’s just how things go down over there.