I’ve had some pretty good dates before, but getting caught naked, taking drugs, and having sex in a speeding stolen RV hasn’t been ticked off my checklist yet.
A West Virginia couple certainly knows how to have fun, though. They were pulled over while driving through Bluefield when a officer noticed something odd. As the stolen RV went careening past, they spotted a naked woman straddling the driver.
Shannon Bryant, 35, and Matthew McDonnell, 48, complied with the lights and sirens and pulled over. By the time the officers reached the window, Shannon was driving the stolen RV. She had a little shame at getting caught in the act, but Matthew had none.
“We were f*£king”, he told the officers when they asked him what he was doing. The two were ordered out of the car. The full report was acquired by Smoking Gun, and it tells the whole hilarious story.
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The police officers noted that Ms Bryant looked pretty wasted. McDonnell, on the other hand, did not. When they questioned them at the scene, Matthew admitted that when they saw the lights, he convinced her to take the driving seat in the stolen RV.
So, officers removed the two from the car and did a sobriety test. Sadly, the horny lady failed, although she didn’t appear to be drunk. A quick search of the vehicle found marijuana, white powder, a pipe, burnt foil, and some pills. They had taken quite the picnic with them on their sexy stolen RV romp.
The glass pipe and pills were recovered from the side of the road. When questioned about them, the pair admitted they had thrown them from the stolen RV as they were covering their shame. But, clearly, they didn’t throw them far enough.
The two were promptly arrested and charged with indecent exposure, drug possession, DUI, and possession of a stolen vehicle. However, the pair pleaded not guilty.
Next time, they should just go for a nice walk in a park or see a movie. It’ll end up a lot cheaper and much safer.