Clogs are the footwear of the Dutch and lunatics, if there’s a discernible difference.
Some hiking tourists trying to enjoy a pleasant walk were accosted by a man wearing a mask, clogs, and brandishing a sex toy on a stick. Initially, they were scared he was a crazed maniac intent on sexually assaulting them. Then, when they spotted the clogs, they realised it could be much worse. He could be Dutch.
The pair of women who encountered the masked, dildo waving, clog-wearing hiker were walking around a castle in Slovakia. It was a sunny Monday afternoon. They hardly expected to see a man with his meat out while on their walk.
But it wasn’t the first time they had seen a nude man, and once they established he wasn’t Dutch, the whole situation calmed a little. In fact, it turned out the nude dildo clogman wasn’t threatening at all. He was just doing the same as they were: Enjoying a hike on a Monday afternoon.
Dildo Clog Man As Surprised As Anyone
The two women spoke to TV JOJ, a local Slovak outlet, about the experience. “He had a balaclava, a stick, and a dildo stuck to the stick. We were scared of him, but he told us he was sorry, that he didn’t want to scare us, so he asked us for directions because he thought that since it was Monday, he wouldn’t meet anyone.”
He told them that walking around in clogs, a mask, and with his dildo staff was his way of relaxing. They could hardly believe it, but they managed to snap a picture anyway. He even gave them permission.
“When I turned around, he turned and started following us. I was terribly scared inside,” the hiker said. “I guess no one would have believed that we could meet something like that in the forest, but he allowed us to take a picture of him without any problems.”
It’s hardly the most appropriate footwear to be hiking through the woods in. Clogs are outrageously uncomfortable and provide none of the grip needed for a walk in the wilderness. As for the rest of it, I guess the dildo staff would fight off bears. He needs to be careful of stinging bugs on his bits, though.