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The Sun Has People Convinced They’re Living In Simulation

By Leo Gillick
June 3, 2025
The Sun Has People Convinced They're Living In Simulation
Image via ATUM/X

Every so often, the veil will slip, and the great machinery of the simulation we are living in will make itself known. This week, the sun has run into an error code, and people have noticed. But, the government stooges have jumped in to cover it all up, as always.

In Florida, a place known for the sane and reasonable, the sun has broken free of its coded routine and shown new colors. People quickly noticed, with many realizing just what it was. Everything is a simulation, and we’re all trapped in it.

The sun, this week, appeared over the horizon as a glowing orange ball. Now, you would be forgiven if you thought this was what it always did. This time, it was different and weird. Images and videos of the simulation slip popped up all over social media.

The sun simulation is just a cover-up for what is behind, which is the real sun. Everyone knows this. But, recently, the sun simulation, covering the real sun, failed and turned an orange-red. As Atum on X said, “When Atum breathes the encoded QIRS sound into the field and activates the Morphogenesis Vortex, it synchronizes Earth’s biosphere with an off-grid celestial server, the real central Sun.”

Thankfully, for the laymen out there, they also give a TLDR. “The simulation light filters are being burned by the immortal breath input.”

Government Covers Up Sun Simulation Failure

Of course, a bunch of egg heads jumped from their cracks and crevices to try to give reasons why the sun was a bright orange in Florida. They said that both dust storms and wildfire smoke have tarnished the sky, refracting light to create an orange sun.

This is boring, and clearly they’re being paid by the deep state to hide the truth. The government is hiding the real sun with a fake sun. All you need to do is stare at the sun long enough, and you’ll see it blink out. In fact, do it for long enough and everything will blink out!

The sun is fake, and the government has replaced it with LEDs. Remember when you were younger and the sun was yellow? Now it’s white! Wake up sheeple. They stole the damn sun!

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