1. and then they're like "um we don't have any utensils..."
2. "hmm i wonder if ill have a good day at work" hears screaming "nvm"
4. Fun fact: I'm your server but im also a human being!!!
5. Is my manager just schmoozing or are they snitching on me?
6. manager: I need you to work OT me: okay but i have some demands
7. put this on the list of things that make me cry in the walk-in
8. if you're looking for a physic reading thatll be $15 per minute
9. fake smile for the customer wink
10. the longer i have to look the angrier i get