Dads say the darndest things! Father’s Day is just around the corner and this year Twitter users are celebrating their dads by sharing their favorite fatherly phrases with the hashtag #FunnyThingsDadsSay.
#FunnyThingsDadsSay— Stevius 🇨🇦 2.0 (@steviusthegreat) June 13, 2018
DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT! pic.twitter.com/0dYThKI7sV
#FunnyThingsDadsSay that lawn isn't going to mow itself (classic)— Kevin No, Uh Really (@KevinNoahRiley2) June 13, 2018
No matter how awkward or cringe-worthy, no father can resist a good ‘dad joke.’
* passing a pasture *— Guy McPerson (@GuyMcPerson309) June 13, 2018
"OMG! That cow is amazing!!!!"
"Why is that, Dad?"
"She's outstanding in her field."
#FunnyThingsDadsSay— David Bell, (going as that one for Halloween) (@BellDavidC) June 13, 2018
It's chilli today but it'll be hot tamale
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. #FunnyThingsDadsSay— Johnsense. 😇💞😈 (@Johnsense38) June 13, 2018
And of course, the quintessential ‘dad phrase.’
What’s the funniest thing your dad always says? Share in the comments!