These are some of the best posts from the subreddit FirstWorldProblems, which hilariously points out the issues people from industrialized countries complain about that people from 3rd-world countries will just never understand.
1. My iPhone fell out of my pocket andcracked my iPad.
– mrjhandel
2. My dentist’s ceiling TV is set tothe wrong aspect ratio.
– coolhandlucas
3. I had to sneeze during a complicated lane change at rush hour, and I was nervous that there would be an accident. Thankfully, my chauffeur is excellent and were safe, even though he was startled. But he forgot to say bless you.
– selfabortion
4. I can’t use my toilet right now,because it’s cleaning itself.
– ravinhshah
5. I forgot to bring my phone with mewhen I went to poop and I was bored the entire time.
– allapologies0222
6. I had so much leg room on thisflight I couldn’t reach the pocket on the chair in front of me.
– thenorwegianblue
7. No one was in the elevator with meso I had no one to impress when I pressed the button to my suite.
– Lugozi
8. My pillow is about to expire.
– Mookiewook
9. I took a fakeshit at work ten minutes ago to play on my smartphone but now I actually haveto shit. Now everyone is going to think I have diarrhea.
– cacamalapata
10. My DVR was toofull to record Hoarders.
– pottymouthgrl
11. I threw a champagne party to get rid of excess champagne, but guests brought champagne with them and now I have more than I started off with
– yashbo
12. I forgot to charge my electric toothbrush so I had to sweep the bristles across my teeth manually like some type of pauper
– ec2xs
13. My groceries heat up too much in the trunk of my mid-engines sports car.
– theyoyomaster
14. I only got 1 dipping sauce with my 20 nuggets and had to ration it like it was WWII.
– Sekujin
15. My favorite oatmeal bar in NYC wont stir my oatmeal for me anymore.
– haddadda
16. I dont know which key is to which BMW.
– aperman
17. I cut my finger and now my fingerprint scanner doesnt recognize me, so I actually have to type in the password for my computer.
– Curtisv123
18. I had to wake up at 4am, to go on vacation.
– thetallness
19. Not being able to fit your divorce settlement on a single line of a cheque.
– Abshole1
20. The HDTV in my fridge has a dead pixel.
– Wiki_pedo
21. I browsed the Internet so much while I was supposed to be working that I have nothing interesting to look at now Im on break.
– JohnnyDrama90
22. Both my divorced parents have sail boats at different yacht clubs and they both want to take me sailing today.
– BigDawgWTF
23. I parked my Lexus in cement and everyone is taking pictures instead of helping me.
– chrismusaf
24. My take-out is heavy enough to make my car beep at it for not wearing a seat belt.
– keymaster999
25. A while ago, I spilled healthy, organic chia seeds from my drink. Now theyve sprouted from my Dyson.
– origin415
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