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What kind of car does a Jedi drive?A Toy-YODA!Ben are you old enough to drive I don’t remember
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 20162.
What happens when Mace Windu runs too fast?He gets Mace Winded!Don’t tell @SamuelLJackson I said that
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 20163.
What did Qui-Gon Gin get for going shopping at the Darth Mall?HALF OFF!Darth Mall cut him in half with his lightsaber you see
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 20164.
Ben: WHERE IS THE RESISTANCE KEEPING THEIR ARMIES?Me: IN THEIR SLEEVIESI think Ben has fallen in with a bad crowd. Can jokes save him?
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 20165.
Hey Ben, what do they call ice cubes on Hoth?Normal cubes!You haven’t been to Hoth Ben but it’s an ice planet. Everything is ice!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 20166.
Ben, guess why your mother always picks where the rebels hide outBecause she knows how to Leia low!Your mother is a treasure
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 20167.
Ben asked me why I don’t drink beer before liquorI told him it’s because Han always does shots first!Hes too young to drink though
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 20168.
@AlexSwitzky21 @muskrat_john Nice to meet you “Dead” I’m “Dad!”
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 20169.
Today I took Ben and his “First Order” club to McDonaldsI said “For MY First Order I would like some fries! My Second Order is a coke!”
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 201610.
Ben asked what my favorite food isI said Chewbacon!He said what is Chewie’s favorite food thenI said Ham SoloHe almost threw up
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 201611.
Why did BB-8 stick out his lighter?He was starting his BB-Q!That’s short for barbeque Ben I hope you’re hungry for #JOKES tonight!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201612.
Don’t know why but @KyloR3n wore this weird new mask today and asked what I thought of itI said I found his lack of face disturbing
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201613.
Me: Knock knockBen: Who’s thereMe: DookBen: Dook who?Me: Me, Count Dook-who!It’s count Dooku, Ben! #dadjoke #zinger #classic
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201614.
What is a bounty hunter’s favorite cheese?Boba Feta!I’m sorry @KyloR3n was that joke to #cheesy for you!? Haha!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201615.
This guy says I am a fake Dad! But I think that is considered a “faux Pa”! https://t.co/mzj7ufdKat
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201616.
I brought Luke a movie to watch after his hand surgery1st thing he said: What movie did you bring?1st thing I said: “Cool Hand, Luke!!”
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 13, 201617.
Oh wow I just heard the news that Jar Jar Binks in never coming back!I guess he is staying in a galaxy jar jar away!#dadjoke #stillgotit
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201618.
Why didn’t the Stormtrooper’s dog want to go to the moon-vet?Because it was actually a SPAY STATION!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 12, 201619.
Ben do you know why I call your mother my Death Star?Because she makes my world explodeI love that woman
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201620.
Me: Ben, where do wookiees do their research?Ben: Dad noMe: WOOKIEEPEDIABen: Dad that is already a real websiteI THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201621.
Ben wanted to watch a Disney movie.I said did you know I was in “Frozen”? He said what do you–I said “FROZEN IN CARBONITE”!!#joke
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201622.
People say Leia looks too old, her people are deadI think my wife is beautiful and strong and they’re discounting her for Alderaan reasons
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201623.
Ben you should call yourself “Pound Ren” not “Kilo Ren” if you like the Imperial system so much! #thinkaboutthat! #zinger!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 14, 201624.
The Imperials have to warm up their ion cannons before they fire That’s why they strike when the ion’s hot!!#dadjoke #spaceships
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 15, 201625.
Why is Jabba the Hutt afraid of getting bigger?Because then he will be Jabba the House!Haha I took a good JABba at him with that #zinger
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 15, 201626.
What does Jar Jar Binks order at Japanese restaurants?MEESO SOUP!#dadjoke #goodone #goodstuff!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 15, 201627.
Ben said I can’t fly through an asteroid field I’ll get killedI said this is why they call me Han #YOLOHe said dad no one calls you that
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 16, 201628.
Me: Where’s Jar Jar go to unwind?Ben: Dad noMe: The bar barMe: What’s his favorite drinking song?Ben: PleaseMe: WHISKY IN THE JAR JAR
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 16, 201629.
What happens when the sun sets on Dagobah?It turns to Nightgobah!
Dad Joke Han Solo (@dadjokehansolo) January 17, 2016with your friends!