Three elderly sisters living together in a big old house.
The first sister, Zainab, decided to take a bath. She went upstairs, turned on the bath water, undressed, and was about to dip her toe into the water when she stopped and yelled out…
“Sister, Oh Sister! I forget! Am I getting in or getting out?”
The second sister, Laura, said,”Just a minute, Sister…I’ll be right up!” Half way up the stairs she stopped, turned around and said to sister #3, “Sister? I forgot! Am I coming or going?”
The third sister, Mary, shook her head and said to herself, “Thank you, God, I am not as dumb as either of them…knock on wood!” and she knocked three times on her head.
She then hollered out,” Just a minute, Laura, I’ll be there as soon as I answer the door!