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25 Questions Mainstream Science Refuses To Answer. These Are Priceless.

By Laura McCallum
January 19, 2018
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The subreddit Ask Shitty Science asks the hard-hitting science questions that we’ve all been wondering about…



1. I’vealready squirted two whole bottles of “no tears” baby shampoo into mydaughter’s face. Why is she still crying?

-Savage_Llama

2. My doctor said he’s been practicing for 30 years. When will hestart doing his job for real?

– dhy615

3. How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?

– ThisIsSpartaChris

4. I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AMon November 1st. I’ve done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clockback?

– wmb0823

5. If we share 50% ofour DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does thatmean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?

– casvanr

6. If I heat my solidstate hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enablecloud computing?

– lazymangaka

7. If 1 in 5 kidsfaces hunger, why don’t we just turn every fifth kid around?

– Dex33u

8. Whenever we getshot in the head, how does the bullet always manage to find the 10% of ourbrains that actually work?

– elpintogrande

9. Now that gaymarriage is legal in all states, should I get married in gas, liquid or solidstate?

– Mellejw

10. Does thefive-second rule apply to soup? please hurry.

– Tomaytto

11. If the camera adds10 pounds, could the NSA’s surveillance camera system be the cause of Americanobesity?

– Jacicus

12. Why do meteors always land in craters?

– abledanger

13. I am now 22 yearsold and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?

– howincredible

14. If the gas stationis 2 km away, and my dad can travel at 60km/hr, why hasn’t he returned fromgetting cigarettes for 6 years?

– Bars555

15. If Jesus died forour Sins then who died for our Cos and Tans?

– Extracupanails

16. If animals don’twant to be eaten why are they made of food?

– barktwice

17. If light travelsfaster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behindme honk before the light turns green?

– TheUndeadKid

18. I got a vasectomytwo years ago and I thought it would prevent my gf from bearing more children.But apparently it only changed the colour of the baby. How did this happen?

– Jobe1110

19. In America, someoneis shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?

– justinjay700

20. When we use ad-block software that blocks 99.99% of ads, are wenot just selecting only the strongest and most resistant ads to repopulate ourinternets?

– CodyAve

21. Is the ocean salty because the land doesn’t wave back?

– JRHWV

22. Do spiders inEurope have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet?

– Hansibus

23. Why do people comeback from baby changing stations with the same baby?

– Maggin1

24. If light travelsfaster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behindme honk before the light turns green?

– TheUndeadKid

25. My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?

– neonwhite96

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