Senior pranks, naughty students, and crazy teachers…School can be a messed up place sometimes. Here are 30 crazy scandals to happen at school.
1/30. The vice-principal got caught changing his sons grades so he would be eligible for more academic scholarships. Needless to say he got caught and doesn’t work there anymore.
2/30. Had a French Teacher who had a “hearing aid service dog.” Then later the school found out she had no disabilities and the dog wasn’t a registered service dog. She got fired for lying. Basically just wanted her dog there.
3/30. The principal stole money from the school that was supposed to be for the Russian Club. There was no Russian Club. He ran off with one of the secretaries to Disneyland.
4/30. In middle school we had to take sex Ed in 7th grade. Our teacher was new to the school, a young (mid-20s I would guess), pretty blond. All the boys had crushes on her. Somehow, someone discovered she had been a model for some adult stuff before she started teaching and found the pictures. They got copies and hung them all over school. She quit.
5/30. Teacher had planned on paying his mortgage after school and meant to keep his money in the car, but accidentally left it in his coat. Someone shoved their grimy hands into his coat and stole his mortgage money and also took the classes field trip money at the same time. The police were called in to investigate, but the student responsible was never caught.
6/30. Right before graduation one of the seniors made “special” muffins and delivered them to another high school down the road. They left them in the teachers lounge as a prank. 19 staff members ended up eating them and had to go to the hospital.
7/30. Someone created a Facebook hate page for our school where the admin posted offensive posts about the principal and teachers and he got caught after a few months of running it. The posts were actually very funny and the page was quite the talk of our school.
Turned out it was the student leader of our school who created the page. Drama ensued. The police was involved too. He was then made to apologize in front of the whole school at an assembly, but he had no remorse. He was smiling the entire time, and trying not to laugh.
8/30. The vice-principal lined girls up before a school dance and checked what type of underwear they were wearing. If they were wearing thongs they were sent home. It was a huge deal and it was covered by the local news.
9/30. Basically, the senior prank was going to be that they start a water ballon fight in the middle of the main building. Principle denied it. Seniors decided to do it anyway. There I am walking to class when all of a sudden people start shouting and I see water balloons flying everywhere. Then it escalated. People were throwing water bottles, and then just whatever they could get their hands on, and this quickly spread through the rest of the school. Some kids even stole the security guards golf cart and crashed it.
Police where called in and stayed there the rest of the year, about 2 weeks.
10/30. A kid in my religion class my sophomore year brought a huge water bottle filled with vodka one day to class. He proceeded to drink the entire thing. The kicker was that he had also taken 2 Vicodin before he drank the thing. Ended up foaming at the mouth and had to be taken by the ambulance in a wheel chair. He lived but was expelled afterwards.
We weren’t allowed to bring water bottles for a while after that.
11/30. Our 8th grade earth science class did a day trip to the state park. We were sent out on different trails to hike in groups and fill in these packets. One group ends up sitting at a picnic table instead and one girl is teaching the other girls how to orally pleasure a guy and demonstrating on her boyfriend, right as a chaperone walks by to check on them.
12/30. One of my best friends was pretty much a walking scandal. Openly gay dude in a small school in southern Appalachia. Every single day, there was some new whisper about him, something he did that just inspired people to carry on like he was some kind of witch. Apparently he was breaking into gay bars, sleeping with male teachers, partying like the sinful sodomite he is, and was dying of three different venereal diseases.
Also, was running off to join Broadway a couple of times.
Which is funny because when his dad kicked him, out my mom took him in, so the most I usually saw him do was struggle to make pizza, and think way too hard about Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
13/30. The girl who hid her pregnancy from friends, family, everyone. Then she delivered the baby by herself in a shed behind her house one night. She came to school the next day and left the baby in the trunk of her car, a candy apple red fully restored 60s Mustang by the way. Someone heard it crying and found it in there. Thankfully, it was fine.
When confronted, her excuse was that, “I didn’t want to miss school and didn’t have a babysitter.” Her family still didn’t know she’d had a baby when they were called. By the police.
14/30. This girl claimed that the science teacher molested her after he wouldn’t give her a better grade. The guy was actually a really great and respectful teacher. He was a bit weird but, hey, what do you expect from a science teacher. Word got around and then administration heard about it and the girl fessed up and told everyone it was a lie. The teacher was basically forced to leave town after this because apparently people don’t like alleged sex offenders around their children.
So basically this high school girl completely ruined this guy’s life over a C in science. It’s sickening that even though we’re technically innocent until proven guilty, it doesn’t really work out that way.
15/30. Kid defecated in a bin for a 10 bet. Teacher found it while taking a class into the classroom containing said bin, causing her to run out of the room to the toilet where she vomited. CCTV was used to find the culprit who was expelled. Worst part is he didn’t even get the 10.
16/30. I had a blog back in the early 2000’s when I was in 8th grade. I shared it with a couple of my classmates. Didn’t have anything terrible. Mostly rants and a couple of pictures of me and my friends doing dumb stuff (typical junior high stuff). Well my school got wind of it and decided to give my parents a call.
The principal sat me down with my parents and printed the entire website. They showed them all the posts and pointed out all the curse words that I had used. (I went to a catholic school) Then they said that I could be facing lawsuits for posting my friends pictures online without their permission. It was this whole big deal and my class thought I was going to be expelled. They even notified the high school I had applied to and told me I was facing rejection (another catholic school).
1 week later and nothing came up of it. The whole thing blew over and I didn’t hear another word about it. My parents and I still laugh about it to this day.
17/30. My theatre department went through 8 theatre teachers in 3 years. The first one who had been there for 10 years or so was fired for sexual harassment and it was like a snowball effect going through one teacher after another after that for other reasons. Needless to say rumors were flying everywhere.
18/30. A couple got caught hooking up in the Biology lab. He was using test tubes to pleasure her, and after a few rounds, the test tube broke while inside her. They freaked out and that’s when the lab teacher walked in. They took her to the hospital, and both of them were expelled later that week.
19/30. One of the kids, who was a well known memer and had multiple meme accounts on twitter created a twitter account and posted some things about Columbine and said he was going to shoot up the school. Apparently he meant that as a “joke” and was creating a “meme.” He got expelled and half the school (my half) thinks that what he did was horrible, while the other half worships him as the “Dankest Memer.”
20/30. I walked in on the principal and teacher in a very compromising position. They were both married.
Side note: I’m homeschooled.
21/30. Jock went out with the smartest girl in school. Smart girl was very nice and tho not gorgeous she was very popular and loved. Jock was kinda picked on until he started dating her and got a lot of positive attention after they were a couple. One day someone was looking up a 16+ dance club and found pics of the jock and a promiscuous girl at our school grinding and kissing. They weren’t centered in the pic more of a “Where’s Waldo” thing but it was clear it was them. They denied at first, then said those pics were from a long time ago.
People called the club and it said all the pics were from that month. Their stories kinda fell apart after that. Smart girl was crying the day the pics broke out, jock was isolated from all social groups, promiscuous girl walked in at lunch and some people chanted slut. It was intense.
I felt bad for smart girl obviously because she was so nice and didn’t deserve any of it but in hindsight I feel like the other two got too harsh of a treatment.
22/30. The day that there was supposed to be a school shooting. Apparently someone wrote something on a locker or something so the news spread and everyone discussed whether or not they were going to school. It ended up being a pretty hilarious day at school if you had a sense of humor about it. Kids were wearing hoodies and shades in the hallways trying to look shady like it was them. One teacher wore a shirt with a target on it but they quickly shut that joke down and made him change.
23/30. I had a student start spreading rumors that I was cheating on my wife with her. I’m gay, I’m married to a man. My boss and I had a good laugh about that silly rumor.
24/30. A pretty unattractive girl who was largely ignored by 99% of the kids in my grade started dating a fairly unattractive guy who was new to the school.
One fateful day, the guy and girl were caught by a school maintenance dude in the handicapped stall of the boys’ bathroom in the senior wing. Other kids had walked in, seen them writhing around under the stall walls, and alerted the maintenance dude.
Soon it circulated that the guy had been kicked out of several previous schools for this exact same thing. He and the girl disappeared from school for a while – eventually the girl came back. She was from a culture where doing this sort of thing can rain down serious punishment on you, so there was a rumor that her parents had tried to send her to live with relatives in their home country.
At first the girl claimed that nothing had happened and it was just rumors. Then she claimed that they were only making out with some of their clothing off. Then she claimed that it wasn’t full penetration. The next year, she was gone again.
25/30. Everyone was pantsing each other so much that the administration called the police in to teach everyone about sexual harassment.
26/30. We were watching a movie in chemistry class, and the lights were turned off. All of a sudden while watching, one of the girls screamed and our teacher turned on the lights. We all turned around and saw one of the girls in our class giving a guy oral pleasure during the movie. Our teacher almost got fired because he didn’t notice it happening immediately.
27/30. We had a teacher at my high school who got caught with an underage student. His wife started divorce proceedings and he was put on administrative leave pending an investigation.
He went to a nice quiet park bench in front of a lake, pulled out a revolver and blew his brains out.
It happened right at the end of the school year so the yearbook had already been printed. He was a History teacher in the International Baccalaureate Program (or IB Program). So right there under his smiling picture in the faculty section of the yearbook was the caption “IB History.”
Everyone made the morbid joke that those were his last words before putting the gun in his mouth.
28/30. The bus I’d normally catch to school stopped shy of the normal entrance, and our principal escorted the students out into the formal hall to wait. As we waited, we saw police, the ambulance, and firetrucks arrive.
It turned out, earlier that morning our groundskeepers found a bomb placed in the seniors’ area and the emergency services were waiting for the bomb squad. When they arrived they walked to the ‘bomb’ (a wooden box with wires coming out the sides) and opened it. Inside someone had written “haha, got you!” Turns out the Year 9 Psychology class had left their social experiment out from the day before.
29/30. Principal started a fight with a student. The student got expelled, and ended up pressing charges. The student won and the principal was fired.
30/30. There was this girl that was part of the Civil War Club and the Model Train Club, and they were both run by her History Teacher, Mr. B. One time Mr. B took the Civil War Club to a re-enactment where they camped out over night and a few kids said they saw the girl sneak into his tent.
Cut to next year and it was just a rumor by then. Girl graduates and then tells everyone that she’s engaged to Mr. B and is 4 months pregnant with his kid. Good times.