After going to the market to pick up the chicken for supper, a young woman headed back home to start preparing the meal for her husband.
The traffic was light and she made good time.
As she pulled up to the driveway she noticed an unfamiliar car sitting in the driveway.
Curious, she went into the house to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength, borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn.
She put his manhood in a vice, secured it tightly, and removed the handle.
Next, she picked up an old carpenter’s saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified and hollered, “Stop! Stop! You’re not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are you?”
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said, “Nope. You are! I’m gonna burn down the barn!