There is no worse feeling than walking in on someone you know, be it a friend or family member, doing the nasty.
Below are 33 stories of the worst time someone walked in on someone.
1. I had a roommate my freshman year of college who never stayed in our dorm because a friend of his lived off campus. One day after getting out of class early I opened the door to find him standing butt naked humping a Sock Em Bopper (the inflatable boxing gloves).
He paused, looked at me dead in the eye and said “Close the door on your way out and sit in the hall or something. I’ll be done in a minute.” True to his word about two minutes later he walked out fully dressed, winked at me, and told me to have a great semester. Only saw him around campus after that.
Handsome_Fry
2. Didn’t really walk in but the most traumatizing time. When I was 6 I had friends over for a play date and I went to go hide underneath my grandparents bed with my friend. My grandparents came into the room after us so they had no idea we were in there so they started undressing and went on the bed. Sounds started. I started crying but they were basically deaf so they couldn’t hear me. But my mom walked by the room and thought she heard me crying so she walks in. Grandparents start screaming at my mom. Mom starts screaming at grandparents I run out from under the bed with my friend trailing behind me. It was awful.
foufinha
3. I lived in a two bedroom apartment with 4 guys so it was 2 guys per room. I usually left first because of my job. One day, I realized I had forgotten some important documents and came back to get them. I opened up the door to my room and found my roommate, laying naked on his bed, his legs up in the air, and… (Continued)
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Blow drying his balls. He later explained to me that he had some sort of jock itch and needed to keep that area “moisture free”. That image is burned into my brain to this day and on his birthday, every year, I send him a picture of a blow dryer.
ArtTrill
4. So I’m out tent camping at a state park. It’s early morning (maybe 6ish), I need the restrooms down the path. I grab my shaving kit, start walking the 500 yards. About halfway, I hear a noise, and look to my left…
Directly into the eyes of dude hammering away at his girl doggy style inside their tent, with the door open.
I pause, kinda shocked. Dude waves at me. I wave back. Girl looks up, she waves. I wave back. They continue. I walk away.
genpyris
5. I thought nobody was home when I got home and remembered my sister borrowed my laptop to do her school work the night before. I go to her room to get it and she has it playing porn while she is pounding herself with a cucumber. I’ve never ran out of the house so fast. Went and hung out with a friend until later when everyone would be home. Never mentioned what I saw to anyone until now.
plax1780
6. In our university’s music school, there are several organ practice rooms. As an instructor, I had the keys and was checking to see that the blowers were turned off before leaving.
When I opened the door, I heard “human sounds” coming from behind the organ console, but couldn’t see exactly who it was. I took a quick peek and knew immediately that it was… (Continued)
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It was one of my organ students and someone he obviously was into.
I spared them any embarrassment by tiptoeing out of the room discreetly and locking the door quietly behind me. As far as I could tell, they never knew I saw them – and I didn’t comment at our next organ lesson, waiting to see if he ever noticed my presence.
Back2Bach
7. A “walking in” story from a party I was at when we were all about 18. A couple of hours in, everyone had turned up except one of the birthday girl’s best friends. She eventually calls and says she’s out at a club and can she bring the guy she’s met – whose name is apparently “Sketch”.
Half an hour later they turn up, pretty drunk. After about 15 mins, we realise they have vanished upstairs. Birthday girl doesn’t really want them fooling around in her bedroom but no one wants to walk in on them either. So we send the drunkest guy up to call them down.
He toddles off upstairs and then about a minute later comes back into the living room looking pale and distraught. He sits down. We ask what happened.
“I went up and opened the door… and he was going down on her… and then he looked over at me… and I think he was a vampire! There was blood all over his mouth. So I left.”
Turned out they’d started fooling around, it became clear it was her time of the month but “Sketch” decided to power on through. We’d accidentally sent up the one person who, in a drunken haze, was not mentally equipped to deal with this at all. He looked broken for the rest of the night.
Freelance_Gentleman
8. Do you know there are people in their mid-80’s still having hot, sweaty, hair pulling, butt spanking, dirty-talking sex?
I know there are. I accidentally walked through a room where my 80+ year old friend was banging his 80+ year old girlfriend. They didn’t know I was there and it took a full minute to get out of the room. Apparently an 80 year old woman can still be a “naughty girl who needs a good, hard pounding”.
You go, my man Howard!
picksandchooses
9. I was madly in love, I got off work a bit early, picked up fish and chips for my amazing fiancee, who just a month before had said yes to my proposal.
Unfortunately, I when I got home, earlier than she expected, I literally walked in on her and some dude. Both butt naked going at it like the end of the world. (And yet, we hadn’t had sex in months because she “hadn’t been feeling well”) Some guy I’d never seen before, in my apartment, on my bed, with my woman. They didn’t even hear me come in the apartment.
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In hindsight, I’m glad I found out before we got married. But it still really messed me up. I wanna say I did something awesome like beat the guy up or whatever, but I just waited (took a good 30 seconds) for her to notice me and then walked out.
luminiferousethan_
10. I was being toured around a house I was planning to rent a room in from Craigslist by the owner. The last bedroom door was closed, so he knocked and opened the door to reveal a husky man with headphones on, aggressively jerking off. I still rented the room.
ogcoliebear
11. Used to walk into my Buddy’s house without knocking.
Walked in on his mum and dad going at it big style in the front room at 2pm on a Tuesday.
Megaross
12. Walked in on my dad when he had porn up on his computer.
“Screw these pop-ups”
Okay dad.
ShyKat
13. I walked in on my mom watching the “Anal Princess vol 2” tape she had confiscated from me the day before.
daranai
14. I worked for a university and one of the services my department offered was distance learning. We had a room that had cameras and microphones in it that was all remotely controlled from our office downstairs.
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Have some fun on the desks. Of course, none of us are paying attention to the system (since no classes were scheduled at that time) until we heard loud moaning playing over the speakers. I, being the asshole that I am, wanted to say something over the loudspeakers in the classroom like ‘she likes it when you pull her hair’, but my boss wasn’t down for it so we simply turned off the system and let them finish.
TheWunderwaffe
15. In college one of my friend/roommates had a girlfriend we all liked. Cool chick.
Except I somehow walked in on her pooping 5 different times in a year. It got so ridiculous that I got antsy about going to any bathroom with her around. It took a year for me to stop yelling through bathroom doors before I went inside.
su1ac0
16. I didn’t personally walk in but my mom did. I was told to stay outside.
I was about 15 and me and my best friend, along with my mom, went shopping and we came home to see my brother’s girlfriend’s car parked in our driveway. So me and my friend were all like “oh you know what they’re doing” and my mom was brushing us off. She told us to wait outside and we went into the house and quickly came out covering her eyes, repeating “I saw nothing”. She caught my brother and his girlfriend midact in the living room. My mom was mortified and me and my friend were thrilled we were right.
MoxiToxi
17. I walked in on my friend’s fiance getting drilled on the bathroom counter by a guy who was decidedly not her fiance, which was disturbing enough in its own right, but not what really messed my shit up.
The image that’s burned into my brain was the weirdo standing in the corner with his pants around his ankles, up on his tippy toes furiously…(Continued)
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Furiously jerking off his floppy limp penis in an attempt to chub up since he was apparently on deck.
I slowly backed out and closed the door and left him to his grisly task. My presence there wouldn’t help matters, and may even delay him further, for if he had opened his eyes and seen me there his reptilian brain may very well have sensed a threat, whether to his position in line or to his very right to call himself a man at all. I didn’t need to deal with the ramifications of such an encounter. Not with all that mescaline in my blood. Not with all that emptiness in my heart.
Landlubber77
18. Walked in on my flatmate getting pounded on the kitchen table.
diamonddduck
19. My parents having sex in the bathtub.
violetscreams
20. Years ago I was sharing a room with my homophobic brother, he is one of those guys that consider himself the alpha male but is mostly just talk. I came early from work and I found him using a dildo in his butt. To this day I can’t look at any penis shape thing without having flashbacks.
angelkane21
21. When I was 8 I walked in on my dad banging my moms best friend in my bed. She was babysitting and he was supposed to be at work. They were loud, and I went to see what the noise was. My dad screamed at me to go away, so I got out of there without actually seeing them..
maudes_vagina
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22. At my last job, I was teasing my receptionist about walking around barefoot at work. She was cute as hell, and took the teasing well in strides. One day, we were unpacking a few delivery boxes in the back, and we thought we were alone. She then sits on one of the boxes, and props her feet up on others, and pretends to ignore me, all the while purposefully giving me a full view up her skirt and flexing her toes back and forth at me. I stare for what seemed like forever, and she just slides her foot up her leg. I then lick my finger and place it on her toe and make a sizzling sound, to which she giggles and proceeds to suck her own finger and slide it between her toes. At this point I’m floored, and try to hide the front of my pants but not really because I wanted her to see my erection, at which time, the manager walks in the room, stutter-steps at the scene, stops, quickly turns around, and disappears into his office for the rest of the day.
The manager is a cool dude.
SirAttackHelicopter
23. I walked in on both sets of parents repeatedly as a kid/teen, but I was completely switched off. Like I walked into dads room with him and his missus making out, nude, barely covered by a blanket, and I was just like “dad what’s the internet password?”. And I didn’t even process what I’d seen cause he told me and I walked out.
I can’t remember the other times but my parents have told me I used to do it all the time – I only remember that one time because I still remember the password.
I dunno, naked people are gross, even when they’re women I’m attracted to. I just don’t process nudity.
Zeruvi
24. I used to sleep at my cousin’s house all the time. I was raised by my mother and she’s a nurse, so I spent many nights there.
One night when I was 12 I was at his house. It was just us and his three younger siblings. When I stayed there I crashed in his room. So, around 9pm I say I’m going in the shower. His shower used to take a long time for the water to become hot, so I turned the water on and went into the living room with my towel on and watched “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” for about 10 minutes. Then I hear a bunch of shit falling in my cousin’s room, so I walk towards it.
I open the door and there’s my cousin… (story continues)
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There’s my cousin , completely naked with a dish towel wrapped around his erect dick, and he’s knocking everything down in the room with his dick. I’m talking sports figurines, a lot of books, VHS tapes, video games, basically anything you could think of that would be in a 13 year old’s room. So I say “what the heck cuz” he just looked at me calmly and said “I thought you were in the shower, I was going to clean it up, I always do”
Never mentioned it again.
TreadLightly2323
25. When I was 14 – I went over to my grandmothers house and came bounding in like normal. To my surprise she was sitting on the phone – completely naked. She screamed. I screamed. I quickly turned and exited the house. She called me later that day.
“I hope you don’t think that all women are saggy and old like me.”
VonRatchet
26. I walked in my friends house to see if she was ready to go with me to get my first tattoo. I go to her bedroom and what do I see? Her face plastered in her girlfriend’s poon, both naked. I noped out of there real fast. They thought it was funny. I just wanted to go get my tattoo and never speak of it again.
DiscoCat81
27. So this happened last semester. I got home around 11/1130pm and no one was home, I’m like alright whatever. I go to my room, throw my stuff down and grab my water bottle, I walk into the kitchen to fill it and in walks this girl. We make eye contact. I realize it’s my roommate in full drag. Fake boobs, wig, high heels, all of it.
All he says is “I can explain…” Already having seen a lot of this kid’s oddities, I just say “Don’t bother, you do you man.” And I just went to fill up my bottle and continued to play civ or something the rest of the night. He now occasionally just chills in drag and talks makeup and clothes with my other roommates girlfriend. I’m writing this sitting next to his 7ft unicycle propped against the wall. It’s been an interesting year to say the least.
Nolanth
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28. When I was about 13 years old, I ran inside from playing touch football with my friends to go to the bathroom. I really had to piss. Now I’m not much of a sportsman–I just liked to play for the fun of hanging out with my friends–but my step-brother was a real shut-in. He rarely bathed, had a long greasy mullet, and always wore his jean jacket that had a Metallica patch ironed onto the back.
We were the same age, by the way.
So I run upstairs and throw open the door…and stop dead in my tracks. The toilet was in one corner of the room, and the sink was next to it about an arm’s length away. There squatted my step-brother, bracing his body weight on the sink and the back of the toilet. Between his legs stood the plunger suctioned to the linoleum floor. The end of the plunger was up his ass.
I backed out of the bathroom and closed the door. I honestly can’t remember to this day where and when I took a piss that day. When I saw my step-brother later that day, we made eye contact but said nothing. He could tell by the way I looked at him that I wasn’t going to tell anyone.
kailosians
29. Not walking in on someone technically but here goes. A big group of my friends and I went camping in the summer and it’s been a tradition for a few years now. Right when we got there (noon on a Friday) people were getting the campsites set up and we were gonna meet up and start playing beer darts or something along those lines.
We all started heading over to where the chairs were set up and I heard that unmistakable sound of balls smacking ass straight out of a porno on my walk past their tent. Well, soon EVERYBODY heard it and started cheering them on. To their credit they didn’t stop which made the joke of the weekend be when they were gonna break into the porn business.
summerfest2009
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30. About 6 years ago when I was in high school I walked out of my room to see my father putting a temporary tattoo of a spider on my mom’s ass. We made very brief eye contact before I did a U turn back into my room. Parents are weird man.
nolat94
31. I once walked in on my brother watching Space Jam with his pants around his ankles…
Bingboysteve
32. I was 12, at a sleepover with a good friend of mine. It was around mid afternoon. I was getting myself some water when I come back to see my friend getting lectured about how messy his room was (it was immaculate) and how he should take responsibility for things (he did). His dad is pulling up carpet fuzz and yelling at him for it. My friend is crying. I kinda pretended that I didn’t walk in on that, and hung out in the kitchen reading cereal box ingredients.
As soon as the dad walks out, his girlfriend comes in through the door in tears. She had totalled her Corvette running a red light, and now the boyfriend was hysterical, yelling at her, and us. They go to their room and there’s this banging and fighting noise. Then everything was normal.
SunshineUponMyAnus
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33. The day I saw the two biggest dicks I’ve ever seen.
I was the foreman working for a construction company years ago and we were remodelling a Holiday Inn. Each morning I would get the list of rooms that were supposed to be empty for the day so we could go in and do our thing. The hotel gave me a master key so i could open the doors without having to get the manager. I got my crew started on the first room and I was going through the list and knocking/entering each room and blocking the doors open so my crew could move on to the next room without having to get me to open the doors.
I got to the second floor and knocked on a door, didn’t hear anything and nobody opened the door so I slid the key and opened the door. I walked in and there were two of the largest naked guys I’ve ever seen standing at the end of the bed and a girl laying on the bed naked masturbating. There was also a camera and umbrella light off to a corner. It took me a second to realize what I was looking at.
As I was coming to the realization that I walked in on some kind of a porn shoot, one of the guys turned toward me said, “Come on in man, you wanna hit this?” I must have looked like a deer in the headlights to them because when he turned toward me I saw literally the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. I’ve been in locker rooms at gyms so you see dicks from time to time but this thing was from another world. It looked angry and it scared me. It was easily a foot long.
So as I’m standing there trying to figure out if that thing is real, the other guy starts walking over toward me and his buddy and there it is…another massive dick. These dicks could have been twins. They were as big as my 26 year old arm. All I could do was say, Im sorry and back up to leave the room. I got out of the room, shut the door and started to walk down the hallway. One of my crew was coming down the hallway toward me and I started to tell him what I just saw but the door opened behind me and one of the guys just walked out into the hallway totally naked saying, Come on back man, you can hit this, shell suck your dick. I just told him I had to go, motioned to my buddy to turn around and we went back to the first floor. He saw the guys dick in the hallway too and had the same look on his face that I did. I didnt speak Spanish at that point so I couldnt understand what my crew was saying the rest of the day but I knew what they were talking about because they kept putting there arm out like it was a dick and saying grande! From that point on that guy in the hallway was known as the elephant trunk guy.
tinyhousebuilder