Oh Karen, honey! Well no, her name isn’t literally Karen, but one would assume that she is the type to request a manager at the slightest inconvenience. Why? Well, Karen suggests that Disney World put a permanent ban on “childless couples” attending the magical amusement park. All of this is because her entitled bundle of joy threw a temper tantrum at the realization that he might have to wait in line for a pretzel. Here’s what she had to say (warning explicit language):
This is my new favorite wild mommy post. It’s me, the millennial slut who just goes to Disney World to make children cry pic.twitter.com/COokEiTdMm— Jennifer Adcock 💚 (@JenKatWrites) July 19, 2019
Now, I’m no expert here, but I’m pretty sure Disney is open to people of all ages, and there are (like any other amusement park) rides designated for smaller children. There are also “Flash Passes” readily available, if you are wanting to skip the line. For Karen, however, that just isn’t good enough. She takes her rant as far as to say that she “hates childless women with a burning passion.” That was the statement that set twitter fingers on fire! Take a look at some of the most epic responses to her demands.
Like that slutty slutslut didn't *also* have to wait in line for her pretzel.— Misty (@TheBookRat) July 25, 2019
Clearly she just sashayed her way to the front of the line, knocking aside crying, pretzel-less 3 year olds with her elbows as she went.
I distinctly remember an venue outside of the safari at animal kingdom that exclusively serves margaritas and mojitos. How is this not for childless adults?— Adam 💉 💉 💉 😷 (@GrumpAdam) July 22, 2019
Now, we don’t think the “Happiest Place on Earth” is going to pull back from providing a magically entertaining experience to suit the likes of one demographic, but some people have actually started petitioning.
Should Disney World, and other parks, be limited to families with children only? Let us know what you think in the comments!